Monthly Archives: May 2007

Speaker’s father-in-law works for the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta, an agency spokesman said Thursday.

The father-in-law, Robert C. Cooksey, is a microbiologist who has conducted research on tuberculosis for the National Center for Infectious Diseases, according to a CDC biography posted on the agency’s Web site.

That’s quite a coincidence.

Stackable tetris shelves.

DARPA is planning to make cyborg moths for spy purposes. And for ruining terrorists woolens.

Top spammer arrested. I did notice my junk folder numbers were cut in half.

How long will the new Google Streetview last in the face of the wrath of the cats.

Local man has bomb in his pants.

When deputies arrived they called to Gable to come out of his trailer and when he did asked him about the bombs. Gable confirmed he had one in his pants so they handcuffed him and called in the Explosives Disposal Unit which removed the golf ball-sized bomb from his pants.

I don’t see how it’s anyone’s business what he has in his pants in the privacy of his own home.

I don’t know, I find a skillet across the face convinces my friends to eat what I cooked them.

Why are modern novels so depressing?

I have a theory that people that really have Something To Say are serious people doing serious work. At least in their minds.

Things went so well in 1986, they decided to try it again.

Fight Gettysburg your way.

Hugh Hewitt hosts Victor Davis Hanson talking about the history of war. In three parts.

The physics of souls and heaven. It’s all very Buddhist and Planck is mentioned often.

Podrunner. Pick a speed and run.

I don’t believe anyone fisks as well as Tim Blair.

I have no idea why, but I laughed through the entire thing.

Now anybody can get a gmail account. I’m no longer special on the internets.

This is no way to become president, except in Europe or developing countries.

Presidential hopeful Hillary Rodham Clinton outlined a broad economic vision Tuesday, saying it’s time to replace an “on your own” society with one based on shared responsibility and prosperity.

The socialist we all remember from before she started campaigning is back.

A week without screen-based activities. Do not want.

Cindy Sheenan has left the building.

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

Theodore Roosevelt, 1910.

Somehow I doubt that not using trans-fats will improve the healthfulness of McDonald’s french fries.

You contest your ticket fine in court, you pay $70?

As of July 1, INDOT will collect the revenue from these fines which the law also boosts significantly. The first offense runs $300, the second $500 and the third $1000. Anyone contesting the fine in court faces an additional $70 fee.

Lolpresidents. Careful, it’s Fark, inappropriateness will abound.

The world is one big predetermined mess, so you might as well give up now. And obviously, if you disagree with me politically, you’re sick and need gene therapy.

Lutherans aren’t the real problem here.

Kohut pointed to one of the study’s key findings that only 29% of all respondents agreed that “bloody, random violence against infidels” was “always” or “frequently” justified, versus 56% who said such violence was “seldom” or “never” justified. The approval of violence rose slightly among younger Lutherans and when the hypothetical violence was targeted against Presbyterians, but still fell well short of a majority.

It’s those Presbyterians asking for it.

Read the whole thing, comic gems throughout.

I’m pretty sure cows being fed candy bars is appalling. It could be awesome. I can’t decide.

I’m pretty sure price gouging is already a crime in most states.

The legislation would give federal authorities the power during presidentially declared energy emergencies to investigate and prosecute anyone selling fuel at a price that is “unconscionably excessive” or “indicates the seller is taking unfair advantage unusual market conditions.”

Yay, more vague emergency powers. That’s a good idea.

You can get a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon delivered to your email address every day, if you want.

The local news starts reporting on it.

YTMND.

Adapt or die, silly animals.

“Extinction rates are rising by a factor of up to 1,000 above natural rates. Every hour, three species disappear. Every day, up to 150 species are lost. Every year, between 18,000 and 55,000 species become extinct,” he said.

“The cause: human activities.”

A “Red List” of endangered species, however, lists only 784 species driven to extinction since 1500 — ranging from the dodo bird of Mauritius to the golden toad of Costa Rica.

Craig Hilton-Taylor, manager of the list compiled by the World Conservation Union grouping 83 governments as well as scientists and environmental organizations, said the hugely varying figures might both be right, in their way.

“The U.N. figures are based on loss of habitats, estimates of how many species lived there and so will have been lost,” he told Reuters. “Ours are more empirical — those species we knew were there but cannot find.”

So, every year something between 1 and 55,000 species are lost. Thanks for clearing that up.

It’s nice to see a positive spin in the news.

At lunch, the sun was out, it was getting near 60 and I opened my sunroof to let a little air in my car.

Little suspecting that it was going to hail and pour rain for an hour this afternoon. CURSES!!!!!

Pulp fiction, a defense.

Our entertainments have become effeminate and puritanical in their perversely and contradictorily sexed-up way. The pulp writers were red-blooded; contemporary popular fiction is “blue” in the pornographic sense and “blue” in the sense of its prickly correctness. Give us the red mist of the Lost Venusian Sea! To invest a few dollars in any of these beautifully produced books is to vote for civilization over barbarism.

Whales lost, refuse to ask for directions.

And why didn’t the traffic on the bridges bother them when they were going upstream?

Iowahawk does the Star Tribune. Genius.

You know how something just get paid monthly for years and you don’t pay any attention to them? Well, that’s all fine and dandy until your credit card number changes and they don’t get their money. Anyway, good times are in store for all of us now that I can post again.

And other Harry Potter spoilers.

Pat Buchanan and Rosie O’Donnell both defending Ron Paul. Ow, my head.

Kuh-niggit.

In case you hadn’t noticed, Google has completely revamped its look.

And iGoogle is cute. For a useless thing like a portal.

Fat people aren’t jollier than thin people.

Except Santa.

And people that listen to this song.

Thor.

May we never return to the 70s. Please.

A partial list of things that aren’t funny.

Which reminds me of a joke: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That’s not funny!

Cordless iron.

What a clever idea.

I grant you there is probably some actual improvement in heat consistency with the newer model.

Thompson passes on the debate, which would have been spectacular, but this video is 40 seconds of genius.

See the pictures people are posting right now on Flickr from around the world.

I’ve been wondering if it was just my imagination or if there was an actual increase of autism in this country lately. The key question of why remains unanswered. I’m going to go ahead and blame Bush.

Reinventing the wheel.

A British inventor has come up with a way to prevent thousands of tons of plastic milk bottles from being dumped in landfills each year.

Martin Myerscough of the English town of Framlingham, has developed a recyclable cardboard bottle with a biodegradable bag inside to hold the milk, Britain’s Independent newspaper reported.

So, kinda like this eh?

Ridiculing your strongly held beliefs, and making a profit too.

The building fell at the rate science predicts it should fall. I blame Bush Giuliani.

On how his hometown has changed. I love his euphemisms.

He was a conspicuous figure because, having lost the use of an eye and both hands in an exchange of views in Afghanistan, he sported an opaque eye plus a hook to theatrical effect. Not as nice as he looked, Abu Hamza was nonetheless unfailingly generous with his hospitality. Overnight guests at his mosque’s sleeping quarters have included Richard Reid, the man in whose honor we now all have to take off our shoes at the airport, and Zacarias Moussaoui, the missing team member of September 11, 2001. Other visitors included Ahmed Ressam, arrested for trying to blow up LAX for the millennium, and Nizar Trabelsi, a Tunisian who planned to don an explosive vest and penetrate the American Embassy in Paris. On July 7, 2005 (“7/7,” as the British call it), a clutch of bombs exploded in London’s transport system. It emerged that one of the suicide murderers had been influenced by the preachings of Abu Hamza, as had two of those attempting to replicate the mission two weeks later.

It’s your fault Katie Couric isn’t doing better in the ratings.

“So I flounced off in a big queeny huff”

The 20 best Nike commercials.

I don’t know if I could even identify 20 Nike commercials. Love their shoes though. They just fit well.

Someone noticed that a warmer earth isn’t necessarily a worse off earth.

During the so-called Medieval Warm Period between about 900 and 1300 A.D., for example, the Vikings raised livestock on Greenland and sailed to North America. New cities were built all across Europe, and the continent’s population grew from 30 million to 80 million.

Driving home, facing west, 9:13pm, something big and flaming with a green tinge came streaking down the sky in front of me. Not like sissy Perseids or Leonids meteors, really big.

This is a reminder to check the news in the morning.

Yeah, the poor snake.

Two Stargate movies are in the works. Most importantly, one has Richard Dean Anderson in it.

George Lucas must be stopped. The fate of the world depends upon it. The suck emanating from these ideas threatens to consume the planet.

Sarkozy is starting off well….

Canada accounts for half of the pirated movies in the world. I had no idea. Also, the caption on the picture at the top of the page is not to be missed.

The Googles of the world, they are the Custer of the modern world. We are the Sioux nation,” Time Warner Inc. Chief Executive Richard Parsons said, referring to the Civil War American general George Custer who was defeated by Native Americans in a battle dubbed “Custer’s Last Stand”.

I don’t think that analogy means what you think it means. Custer was an idiot for fighting that battle. You’ll notice that the rest of the army didn’t have his problems and ended up winning that war.

France is leaving behind Chirac. And heading toward the right.

First lesson: Don’t outsource your top secret type work.

According to the affidavit, investigators began probing the cell last January, when a video store worker contacted them after a customer brought a DVD to be duplicated. The DVD showed 10 young men “Shooting assault weapons at a firing range in a militia-like style while calling for jihad and shouting in Arabic ‘Allah Akbar’ (‘God is Great’).”

Also, DVD stands for “digital verstatile disc” , not “digital video disc”.

One step at a time.

One of the best kept secrets about men is this. There are only a few – maybe five – on this entire planet who know how to deal with hysterical women. Thankfully, none of those men were in the room and the ones who were went immediately into the classic, “pacify at all costs!” response. “Good God!” the looks on their faces said. “Make it stop! Someone please give her what she wants!”

Lileks’ column in his local newspaper is canceled. The internet is outraged.

Eight hours of sleep in three hours. Imagine the time I could waste if I only needed three hours of sleep.

El menú hoy: carnitas, con salsa y guacamol, y horchata. Hago una degradación de esta receta y muy entusiasmado acerca de tener algún alimento mexicano bueno. Si hay una cosa que pierdo acerca de California—aparte del tiempo, las personas y la variedad de cosas—es el alimento mexicano. Si tuve baterías que mostraría usted fotos de mi cocina deliciosa de carnitas, pero ay.

The menu today: carnitas, with salsa and guacamole, and horchata. I’m making a bastardization of this recipe and very excited about having some good Mexican food. If there’s one thing I miss about California—besides the weather, the people and the variety of stuff—it’s the Mexican food. If I had batteries I’d show you pictures of my delicious carnitas cooking, but alas.

freetranslation.com, ftw

More links than you can shake a stick at for the Republican candidate debate last night.

Okay, Bush isn’t on the Time’s list of the 100 most influential people of 2007. The man could say the sky is blue and millions would rise up, foam at the mouth and declare the sky to be green. That isn’t influence?

I’d also like to point out that it’s May, not December. Do they have fortune tellers giving them the rest of the year’s news or something?

So, I was cruising the internets looking at carnitas recipes (because I’ve never made them, people swear by them, and Cinco de Mayo is coming up) and I came across this site. That’s hardcore home cooking.

It still doesn’t help me decide on the whole boil in lard/boil in water, fry in fat controversy.

I admit the lolcats amuse me. Loltrek, well it starts slow, and the syntax isn’t quite right, but it picks up by the end.

An atheist’s delicate sensibilities was violently wrenched by an Al Gore presentation mentioning that God created mankind 200,000 years ago and a quote from the book of Genesis.

EFF has more than you want to know about the AACS-LA legal issues

It’s not the dying that kills you, it’s the resescitation.

The accent, the “yous”, the first half of class being announcements and attendance, great stuff. I haven’t actually learned anything yet, but I can’t stop listening.

Not that my teachers had Brooklyn accents, mind you.

It’s the new Truther site.

Let’s see how well that goes. I can’t wait to see how this whole Digg, Web 2.0, HDDVD DRM hack thing works out.

Digg founder’s words.

A wide-ranging essay on geopolitics and American political will.

Bonus: Sunni/Shia distribution map

I have a funny feeling this will end poorly. The plankton dying off will cause something, or crowd out some other vital little organism, or the sudden growth in numbers of whatever eats this plankton will cause something, and we’ll all be in a world of it.