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What Would Jesus Pay?
“A judge ruled Monday in favor of Deion Sanders in a lawsuit over repairs made to his vintage 1961 Lincoln Continental convertible, saying the former Dallas Cowboy paid the full amount he had authorized for the work,” the Associated Press reports from Dallas. “The owner of the repair shop had sued Sanders, saying the former All-Pro cornerback wanted to pay only $1,500 of the $4,265.57 bill after Jesus had informed him that was all he needed to pay.”

This raises an interesting theological question: How much would God the Father, or for that matter the Holy Spirit, have instructed Deion to pay? We’re guessing it would have been more than $1,500. After all, Jesus saves.