Blame Saddam

You know those pesky problems? It’s all Saddam:

* When you heard your kids swearing and was like, “Where did they learn that language?” They learned it from Saddam.

* That horrible Pepsi Blue – all Saddam’s idea.

* You know how Perot reentered the presidential race in 1992 and helped get Clinton elected? It was Saddam who convinced him to get back in.

Read the rest over at IMAO.