Funny, but wrong

From John Kerry:

KERRY: Five thousand years ago, Moses said, “Hitch up your camel. Pick up your shovel. Mount your ass. I will lead you to the promised land.” Five thousand years later, Franklin Roosevelt said, “Light up a Camel. Lay down your shovel. Sit on your ass. This is the promised land.” Today, George Bush will lay off your camel, tax your shovel, kick your ass and tell you there is no promised land.

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