What I learned on this trip is that the American flush toilet is the greatest invention ever. And knowing where your toilet paper is is more important than knowing where your towel is. Airplane food sucks the world over. Rice should not be served for breakfast. Much less served for breakfast every day. Dog meat is good, so is squid jerky. And people and churches are essentially the same no matter where you go.
More fascinating geopolitical commentary, and possibly a picture or two, when my brain begins functioning again.