Christmas Trees for Sale

Already! As Rizzo the Rat famously said, “I’m creating scarcity, it drives demand.” Let’s apply that to Christmas as a nation, shall we? I really like Thanksgiving, it’s probably my favorite holiday, please let me celebrate it. Throw up a few pumpkin and turkey decorations, maybe even a pilgrim or two, politically incorrect as that is, instead of Santa and tinsel. Tomorrow you can put up your Christmas trees and pointsettas and whatever the Kwanzaa stuff is. I think you would be better served waiting until say December to decorate, possibly even waiting until the 15th. I know, just call me Ebenezer. But just hold off for a while. At least until tomorrow. Thanks.