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Some Washington insiders insist that no union is necessary because idiots are already over- represented in government.
“From what I’ve observed, at least 70 percent of federal employees are card-carrying idiots and that goes right up to the Cabinet level,” says a Capitol Hill source.
“This is a union without a purpose. It sounds like the organizers are, well, a bunch of idiots.”
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