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Space aliens aren’t visiting Earth to conquer our planet, nor are they here to pass on to mankind some society-altering universal wisdom. They’re simply stopping by to pick up Krispy Kreme donuts!
Now, I’m a fan of the place on the corner of 9th and Escondido, but Krispy Kreme’s are the best I can get since I’m 1500 miles from that corner.
Not So Fast 