Free Shrimp!!!

Long John Silvers will give everyone in America a free shrimp if an ocean is discovered on Mars. Overfishing of Martian ocean soon to follow.

“It’s not a matter of ‘if,’ it’s just a matter of ‘when’ human beings are able to live permanently on Mars. Long John Silver’s mission is to feed people with delicious seafood wherever they are — on earth or even outer space.”

via Fark