Embarassing Accidents

In surprising numbers.

It seems odd there are so many more accidents involving trousers than chainsaws, (1148) but everyone has trousers and hardly anyone has chainsaws.”

And there’s this classic line

“Underpants, for instance, cause a lot of accidents. You get changed, you get into bed, you may leave your underpants on the floor . . you’ve got a polished floor, you get up in the morning, and crash.”

yep, you guessed it, it’s from Fark