I must be another Lincoln. Okay, not quite right, so sue me.
First off, why does time stop when I’m grocery shopping? As soon as I walk in the store, there is no past, there is no future, there is only the store. It’s like eternity, with a frozen food section.
Secondly, Bush ran on a “Uniter, not Divider” campaign. Well, good news. Campaign promise kept. Front page of the print edition of the Wall Street Journal has an article, “Usually Fractious, Democrats Cut Kerry Some Slack”. Subhead: United by Opposition to Bush, Host of Factions Relax Tests for Front-Runner. Can you feel the love?
Thirdly, the “you’re soaking in it” lady died. It’s been a sad day for my childhood memories.
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