One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish

I will not eat them on a train, I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a box, I will not eat them with a fox.
I will not eat them here or there, I will not eat them anywhere.
I will not eat green eggs and ham, I will not eat them Sam I Am.

Dr. Seuss (evil reg. req.) is getting a postage stamp, a star on the Walk of Fame and a statue. Considering that’s all the poetry I ever memorized, I figure he deserves it.

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