Dave Barry is Smart

Again he strikes the nail on the head.

Which is why her approach to leftovers baffles me. I am opposed to leftovers. I believe the only food that should be kept around is takeout Chinese, which contains a powerful preservative chemical called ”kung pao” that enables it to remain edible for several football seasons.

Amen. If it’s not gone by the end of the meal, throw it away.

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