Shame about the Shrimp

Too late for everyone to get their free shrimp from Long John Silver’s, NASA announces there may have been salty seas on Mars.

I still love this quote:

“It’s not a matter of ‘if,’ it’s just a matter of ‘when’ human beings are able to live permanently on Mars. Long John Silver’s mission is to feed people with delicious seafood wherever they are — on earth or even outer space.”

0 responses to “Shame about the Shrimp

  1. How much does it cost to fly a shrip combo platter to Mars?

    Thanks for your order, that’ll be $16 billion…
    ?

  2. It’ll be a great franchise opportunity for someone.