And how would you like that cooked?

New studies reveal cavemen were bad at cooking.

The technique showed the bones had been heated to temperatures usually only achieved in hearths, double the 300C typical of a forest or brush fire, providing compelling evidence of the earliest recorded controlled use of fire by humans.

600 celsius? According to Google that’s 1112 farenheit. Talk about your rare meat. Oh, sure you could get a nice sear, but then what. Where was Food Network when they needed it? Alton Brown would have straightened them right out.