Dear Friend

Krispy Kreme wants to bribe you for your friendship with a free liquid-donut drink.

0 responses to “Dear Friend

  1. Not valid in Tuscaloosa!? ARGH! What is the world coming to!?

    I bet this is like some sort of instant diabetes serum.

  2. Hey, this is one of the rare times it’s actually benificial to live in the Pacific Northwest. Take that, all you major markets.

    I hunt elephants in Alabama, where the Tuscaloosa. (I tried to not say that, but I had to. And don’t get me started on Niagra Falls.)

  3. Allow me to groan on behalf of all humanity… that’s just an awful joke. 😉

  4. I’m appalled by humanities lack of appreciation for one of the greatest jokes of all time.

  5. C’mon now… it wasn’t even funny when Groucho did it.

  6. Heresy! I must go ritually cleanse myself after seeing such heresy!