Not sharks, no.
While we concede that a world free of panic-striken guinea fowl would be a safer, happier place for our children and that fitter chickens would relieve the NHS of a great burden, we cannot accept that even tentative development of a laser-guided cybernetic cockroach is anything other than a gravely misguided concept.
Although the InsBot researchers believe that they are contributing to our eventual subjugation of the animal kingdom, it’s evident that taking the only creature on God’s Earth capable of withstanding a nuclear holocaust and bringing it into contact with its ostensible nememis can only end one way – post apocalyptic winter with a human slave army serving the merciless hordes of bomb-proof, laser-armed roboroach hybrids. We cannot stress strongly enough that this research must stop now, the lab be consigned to the flames and all elements of the InsBot dissolved in molten steel.
Take heed.
Not So Fast 