Targeted spamming

Awesome. I’m getting Christian 419 scammers. Here’s a summary.

In short, I have sold all the properties after their death, as instructed by Mr. Rahman Bolkiah before his death. And as a matter of fact, after I sold all their properties, I realized more than $10,000,000.00 (Ten million US dollars plus), and what supposed to be the percentage interest of my right legal fee was first of all deducted by me from the total amount realized from the sold properties, this was based on the initial agreement between me and the owner of the properties before his death. Therefore the total amount left to be invested into God’s work as instructed by the owner, is $10,000,000.00 (Ten million US dollars) only.

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Therefore, as I was preparing myself to fly to Holland due to my
persistent illness, in order to have access for more money in the
Consignment, so that I can remove out of the money again to take myself to
the best Hospital in Europe in order to receive the best treatment, I then
had encounter with Christ when Pastor Benny Hinn was preaching on
television concerning Ananias and Saphira in Acts 5:1-11. And after
hearing the word of God, I then gave my life to Christ and became a born
again Christian.

I guess God could use Benny Hinn. He clearly misses the point of Ananias and Saphira’s story though.

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So after my fasting and prayers, I asked God to make His choice and direct
me to an honest Christian or the chosen ministry that deserves this fund
by His Grace. I then came across your address on the Internet as I was
browsing through a Christian site, and as a matter of fact, it is not only
you or your ministry that I picked on the Christian site initially, but
after my fervent prayer over it, then you were nominated to me through
divine revelation from God, so this is how I received such a divine
revelation from the Lord and how I got your contact information, I then
decided to contact you for the fund to be used wisely by you or through
you for the things that will glorify the name of God.

Why God didn’t reveal to him how to look up my snail mail address on the internet and just mail me a check is beyond me.