It’s Tax Time. Frank J. has the important facts.
* The best way to avoid taxes is to lie in a ditch and curl up into a fetal position. It’s only two days until taxes are due, though, so it’s probably too late to find a good ditch that isn’t already taken.
Not So Fast 
I’m going down to the wire tonight to get mine done… nothing like procrastination to make one feel alive… wheeee! I’ll probably have to hide in a ditch to get them done, however, or my little daughter will find me and try to eat my pen or the forms. Have you done yours yet?
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