Autographed picture of Jesus.
I once met a used car salesman by the name of “DeJesus”, and he pronounced it just like the great carpenter’s name… oh, and I give you permission to bid on this in my name… put me down for $1,000,000 max bid… k’ay, thanks!
But would Jesus have said to me on that car lot “It’s a peppy little car”… ? WWJD?
Not So Fast 
I once met a used car salesman by the name of “DeJesus”, and he pronounced it just like the great carpenter’s name… oh, and I give you permission to bid on this in my name… put me down for $1,000,000 max bid… k’ay, thanks!
But would Jesus have said to me on that car lot “It’s a peppy little car”… ? WWJD?