I know you are, but what am I?

Al Qaeda, in a show of strength and continued relevance, calls Condoleeza Rice names.

“The crusaders’ hag (Rice) came to sully the land of the caliphate…and wants the participation of apostates and secularists claiming to be Sunnis,” the group led by Jordanian Abu Musab al-Zarqawi said in the statement posted on Tuesday on a Web site used by Islamists on Tuesday.

via Fark