With a fantastic picture of Ted Kennedy.
President Bush should stop running from his responsibility and make sure that all American children have access to physical fitness programs.”
Programs? Let the kids go outside and play. Ta-da! Physical fitness program! And it didn’t take the President of the United States getting involved. If you’re so willing to abdicate responsibility for your life that the President of the United States of America has to personally attend to your children’s fitness needs, you are living in the wrong kind of country.
Scrappleface says it better.
Not So Fast 
What? People take responsibility? We can’t have THAT because, as you already know, people can’t be trusted 🙂
Politicians, however, can be trusted…
Wait, wait, wait… the GOVERNMENT is supposed to be funding my physical fitness?
I want a check for my morning runs.
If you get one, I want one.