So you get a meme: type “[your name] needs” into Google, bold the results that are true, skipping of course the people that did this before me.
- Kristin needs monthly prayer and financial support as she moves to Spain – I’ll take the prayer and money, but I’m not moving to Spain for it.
- Kristin needs to move, of course, and check other corners – I always forget to check the corners
- Kristin needs a family who can provide her with nurturance, consistency and love. – one family is enough, thanks
- KRISTIN NEEDS TO DO SOME SORT OF UPDATING – I’m working on it, STOP SHOUTING AT ME!
- Kristin needs help chalking and speaking at freshman classes about our kickoff meeting – I never touch the stuff and freshmen are icky.
- Kristin needs volunteers for grilling and event coordination – You organize the barbeque and I’m totally there
- Kristin needs help – no doubt
- Kristin needs her family now more than ever – not really, no
- Kristin needs to be represented – Reprezent, yo
- Kristin needs to invest in a full-length mirror – I have two, thanks
Not So Fast 
#8 ouch you may not need me but I need you more than ever now that I can’t download [nothing to see here, folks –ed.]