The great evil has begun

I was just sitting there, minding my own business, reading a book. I heard it start to rain. Ah, I thought, it’s raining. I’m quick like that. Later I noticed the noise had stopped. I thought nothing of it. Then an hour or so later my attention was drawn outside, the noise stopped because it’s been freaking snowing. A slushy, icy sort of snow. Now I have waited too long to buy new tires. Now I have to find my shovel. Now I can only hope Christmas does actually come.