Nice try, but no

Universal will let you download movies. For FORTY BUCKS EACH [Apparently that’s Canadian. Still, it’s like 34.95 EACH]. Um, it’s supposed to be cheaper when there’s no physical media, kids. I guess you have to give them credit for trying.

“Consumers are becoming more and more demanding. This service offers instant access and flexibility for consumers to watch films wherever they like,� said Eddie Cunningham, chair of Universal Pictures UK.

Cursed consumers demanding stuff. I say ignore them and maybe they’ll go away.