This happens every Sunday somewhere in the world. Of course, normally, the Sun isn’t there.
The Sun may be shocked to know that I relieve myself two, maybe even three, times a day! Shocking!
😮
However, unless you do auctioneering or sell Cutco knives at state fairs, most people don’t wear a wireless mic regularly.
Which would be the key to this story.
Not So Fast 
The Sun may be shocked to know that I relieve myself two, maybe even three, times a day! Shocking!
😮
However, unless you do auctioneering or sell Cutco knives at state fairs, most people don’t wear a wireless mic regularly.
Which would be the key to this story.