I find this highly unsurprising. I also talk to my computer daily, but it’s more of a “hello computer” “don’t do what I click, do what I want, you stupid machine” sort of thing.
Do they suppose that I run a legitimate copy one day and then what? load a pirated copy the next day? If they’re so worried about the program going postal shouldn’t it unistall itself or perhaps, crazy as this sounds, not release it until they can reasonable expect it not to freak out.