Technology for the gardening-impaired.
Hey Kristin,
You need to come over and see the plant I have by my kitchen windows, it’s scary. It has a hydroponic system of its own ~ me. It even has a name, “Neutron, The Thinking Plant.” Stop by and take a look, I think you’ll be impressed.
Not So Fast 
Hey Kristin,
You need to come over and see the plant I have by my kitchen windows, it’s scary. It has a hydroponic system of its own ~ me. It even has a name, “Neutron, The Thinking Plant.” Stop by and take a look, I think you’ll be impressed.