He yelled 'Fire' because no one would help him if he yelled 'Chocolate'

Luckily the article answers the question we were all really asking.

The accident involved dark chocolate.

0 responses to “He yelled 'Fire' because no one would help him if he yelled 'Chocolate'

  1. Haha, impressive. I can’t beliave they actually said “This accident involved dark chocolate.”

  2. It is the key to the story. And most reporters, sad to say, wouldn’t have realized it.