I bet aggressive racoons wouldn’t be a problem on the eastern side of the state. They act all hoity-toity towards Idaho, but everybody knows Spokanites are hicks and someone would take care of the problem through the judicious application of firearms.
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There are plans to relocate them to Idaho… I am sure they won’t be as hoity-toity once they are forced to be there… and yes, those Spokanites ARE hicks! 😉
Don’t tell them that though. They don’t take well to it.
No, no, not a bit.