One of my fondest memories of high school was as a TA for my biology/oceanography teacher. He had us cleaning out a frosted freezer in the back storage room. The freezer a solid block of ice, and as we chipped away at it we came across all sorts of dead animals: fish, squirrels, various other rodents. It was fun. We never found any radioactive material though. Now I’m disappointed.
“Why have something laying around that could become a prank? We don’t want to be the headline of the national news.”
Words to live by.
/Hi, Mr. Vexler.
Not So Fast 
Hi Kristin,
Happy Birthday, I’m thankful I get to kind of work with you, you being upstairs and all with the higher minds and me down below in the corner . . . I hope you get to do what you want to today and things go your way.
By the way, let me know what you’d like from the menu for your birthday lunch tomorrow, ok? I’ll be asking people this afternoon so I can bring them the list tonight.
Bye for now, Chick ~
Kathy