NASA says they have evidence of water on Mars.
Bonus Rocketman quote:
“He’s the key to discovering life on Mars. Ohohohahhahhahh! I’m training him using calls that he’s familiar with to retrieve specific rock samples from the underground fissures.”
“Of course. There’s still moisture under the surface. And where there’s water there could be life.”
“That’s right. Good Boy.”
“Or death. Death to anyone who dare to disturb the Martian Crust Devils with their venomous feed and their wet-sucking lips.”
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