You British and African-American types, respectively.
That leaves me out again!
Let’s not even discuss the 12 days of Christmas. It’s so hard being a white Protestant male in America. How do you do it?
Really, I just cry a lot.
Who wants a freakin’ partridge in a pear tree anyway? Nine ladies dancing would be okay I guess, but they would probably be doing riverdance and just ruin everything.
Not So Fast 
That leaves me out again!
Let’s not even discuss the 12 days of Christmas. It’s so hard being a white Protestant male in America. How do you do it?
Really, I just cry a lot.
Who wants a freakin’ partridge in a pear tree anyway? Nine ladies dancing would be okay I guess, but they would probably be doing riverdance and just ruin everything.