This will end well

Uganda bans the use of plastic bags because they’re polluting the place. Now, the sensible thing to do would be to improve garbage services instead of everyone just piling their trash on the sides of the roads, but banning the bags is, no doubt, cheaper.

Environmentalists say discarded bags, which pile up on roadsides and unused land, spread disease and hurt wildlife.

In Uganda, the only exception is the scavenging Marabou storks who thrive on the bags.

Scariest. birds. evar.