At the tone the time will be no longer

It makes me sad that no one will be able to call 853-1212 anymore.

Well, they can call it, but they won’t get the time anymore.

Also from the article:

Along with her interpretations of the time and current temperature, Barbe delivered the bad news too, telling you that circuits in a specific area were busy, please try again later, or that your call cannot be completed as dialed.

And who will ever forget her heartbreaking rendition of “I’m sorry, the number you have dialed is no longer in service”?

My personal favorite is the “the number you have dialed has changed. Please make a note of it.” The persnickity please make a note of it kills me.