If Axl Rose releases Chinese Democracy this year, Dr. Pepper (greatest. drink. evar.) will give everyone in America a free drink.
In an unprecedented show of solidarity with Axl, everyone in America, except estranged GNR guitarists Slash and Buckethead, will receive a free can of Dr Pepper if the album ships some time — anytime! — in 2008. Dr Pepper supports Axl, and fully understands that sometimes you have to make it through the jungle before you get it right.
UPDATE: now improved with actual link!
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