To everyone from church that saw me pulled over

It was because my head light was out. I didn’t get a ticket. Your snickering was in vain.

Also, he was a good cop. Didn’t ask where I was coming from or where I was going, which is nice because like it’s their business. But the hassle of the whole “am I under arrest?” libertarian freedom thing just isn’t worth it. I need to get to the grocery store. Which I guess is why they still ask. Meh.

BTW, tuna on sale at Super-1, 48¢. That’s a steal.