Quantum stuff, I don't get it

These aren’t the black holes you are looking for.

via Slashdot

Yes, it's old

Nothing personal, but could we move on? Thanks.

Odd

I didn’t see my name on the list.

Amen, Brotha

Preach it!

Bored?

Looking for a new game to play? Killer Bunnies is great fun.

Scrappleface

Now that’s funny.

I've been on hold for 215 hours now

RightWing Duck pretty much nails what I think about how the Minuteman project will work

Good News

Nothing happened.

How are you?

Due to my lack of social skills, I seldom answer back with a “how are you” when people ask me and it tends to create an awkward pause in the conversation. Now the problem is solved.

April Fools

There’s:

Fark. Refresh. Read the comments. Wipe hands on pants.

Homestarrunner

Google Gulp

Space Daily “With the press left looking like stunned bunnies, the President took to the podium before dropping today’s bombshell…”

Astronomy Picture of the Day

DIY Project

The Solar Death Ray. With cool animated gif!

Because Manners Matter

Well, I never!

And for those that regularly cuss, what do you do when something really bad happens? You have no where to escalate to. If you use the f-word to describe a cup of coffee—and I have heard people do that—what do you say when you spill that hot coffee on your pants? Save the cuss words for when you really need them. Not that you care what I think. Jerks.

It's a Controversy

Is it pronounced controver-shul or cotrover-see-al? I don’t know.

Have it your way

If it’s not all over the place… The problem is, whether this is true or not, it’s not so far-fetched.

Doug Clark: Prophet

Spokane gets a new prophet. And if you want to be a prophet, remember Deutronomy 18. Don’t mess up.

Eww

Celebrate diversity. And anarchy. (Warning: NSFW pics)

From Meulaboh…

Felt like I reached a turning point in my trip here today when I poured a bowl of cereal this morning that was crawling with ants. I thought to myself, do I throw it out and eat hard white bread and jam, or do I ignore the ants, pour the milk on and get on with my day. I went for the latter.

My sister kindly pointed out that I had failed in my last posting to talk about our most recent quake. So, here it is. We had a brutal earthquake! It was like nothing I’d been in before and we actually had to run for the doors. I have become the resident seismologist because I called it closest at a 7.8 while everyone else was insistent that it was around a 6.4. The title means that I get to speak with authority and overrule everyone else who’s spouting off about upcoming quakes or seismic activity.

Apart from that I’m now in Meulaboh sitting outside the UN tech tent listening to the mullah’s wailing the prayer call. Kind of relaxing, actually. Flew in today with the South African helicopters. Pictures below.

Out the window…

Devastated coastline.
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Out the window…

Some pictures of the devastated coastline. The small white dots are IDP tents where villages used to be.

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In the helicopter…

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Our ride…

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Waiting…

Took a UN helicopter to Meulaboh. Here’s what waiting for 3 hours in the blistering sun looks like.

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They had the proper tool

You know, they could have fixed this before it got out of hand.

Questioning the received wisdom

Is fish really brain food?

UPDATE: Just ask google. Okay, the parents were right on that one.

Tsunami wipes out Kansas

The Koran says US will be destroyed in 2007, according to this guy.

via Best of the Web

When Galaxies Collide

Hydrogen gets all excited. Something to watch out for.

Hmm!

Americans don’t pay all they owe the IRS. Apparently, when you are forcibly taking someone’s money they will do all they can to hold on to it. Who knew?

I Want my Rocketpack

NASA and the future.

Ouch!

That hurt. The check I sent to the Idaho State Tax Commission just cleared.

The Bible? As a moral standard? Unpossible

I guess I can’t be a juror in Colorado.

Not Necessarily a Bad Thing

Is it so bad that we don’t know most of the Senators? Hasn’t the government done enough already? Is it so bad that they aren’t in our faces doing dumb things?

Not Helping

Don’t deliberately antagonize the country that millions of your fellow countrymen are counting on for illegal income. Just a thought.

What bias?

Perhaps I am really conspiratorially minded, but these numbers don’t surprise me at all.

Ferries are finished…

“Ferries are finished.” The phrase kept coming to mind as I bobbed along for three hours on a fishing trawler somewhere in the ‘Sea of Bastard Currents’ between Sabang and Banda Aceh. (“Remember,” Arief, our logistician had laughed the day before when dropping us off, “If the boat sinks then just try to float and you will wash up in Thailand or India eventually. Don’t swim. The currents are bad.”)

The Indonesians use the phrase ‘finished’ to describe whatever you want that they aren’t going to provide. “Chicken tonight? No. Chicken is finished.” In our case the ferry back from the island where we’d gone snorkeling was ‘finished.’ Well, not finished exactly, just not coming back. It had decided – ferries have a mind of their own here apparently – not to come back for the rest of the day and to go to Meulaboh instead. Pequito problemo…our boss and the head of the NGO was flying in from Jakarta to meet with us that afternoon. We were already pushing it by going on the trip at all. Now we were stuck until the following morning.

But wait! The local fisherman standing around were curiously well-informed of our predicament and volunteered to ferry us across in one hour for a mere $50. We trooped off in the blazing heat to look at the boat. It was beached, lurching precariously to one side and without engine. We looked at each other and tried not to laugh. “So, who’s going to be rowing?” someone asked.

The next fisherman insisted that his boat was in better condition so we trooped back to the beach where he and one of our group sped off on a motorbike to see it. The crossing home was supposed to be a 45 minute journey, or 10, if you had a helicopter – which is when I remembered the Russians. The Russians had a helicopter and they spoke very little English. All of which bodes well for our group who have no helicopter but can speak Russian. They were based at the airport and ferrying in relief supplies for the UN. So, off I go to the airport.

“No Russians,” the Indonesian army guy tells me after I wave my badge around and pretend to be someone with some semblance of authority. “Russians are finished.”

“Do you mean they aren’t coming back or that they’re all dead?” I asked and the driver thankfully didn’t translate.

“Russians come back tonight. Fly to Banda tomorrow.”

“So basically there’s no way we’re getting off this island tonight?” I asked.

I stare at the army guys. They stare at me. The driver makes motions to indicate that our only way off would be by swimming.

Back to the beach where the rest of our group has consulted with the head of program who has forbidden us to get on a small fishing boat and cross the sea. (I suspect he was more worried about having to explain why and how we were drowned when the fishing boat went down than about our safety, but I digress.) We resigned ourselves to being stuck in paradise for another day and potentially being fired. An hours drive later we’re back where we began at the dive shop where three Germans sit smoking. I tell them our story and they stare at me in the matter-of-fact, slightly patronizing way that only Germans can.

“We have a boat,” they say. “It’s leaving in 15 minutes. Right there.” They wave to the pier where a large fishing trawler is docked.

And that, my friends, began my three-hour tour.

Beach at Sabang

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Hanging out in the head scarf.

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It's Friday…

…but Sunday’s coming!

Happy Easter everyone!

Run Away!

The whole Ebola family of viruses scare me. I shouldn’t have watched Outbreak.

Geez

But Gardner found there was no solid legal way to entrust money to a pet.

You don’t say! Know why? They’re animals. They have no need of money. They don’t have opposable thumbs to hold the money. Or to go to pets.com to buy that fabulous new sweater they’ve been dying to get. Try giving the money to a human being. If you can’t think of one to give it to, let me know, I can think of a few.

Because it's there

The Pez MP3 player is about to become a reality. What a great country to live in.

Robots are our friends

Like a Roomba, but for the street.

The Real Best of the Northwest

The Inlander does a survey every year, but I’ll give you my, and therefore the correct, answers, skipping the ones that I have no idea about:

Best Barista: Me. I make it just how I like it almost every time
Best Dentist: Dr. Shini – 20 minutes—from the time I walked in the door to when I walked out—to fill a cavity, also, the only one I’ve been to in the area.
Best Elected Official: Larry Craig, cause his office said they would treat bloggers like journalists
Best Artist: Thomas Kinkade. Kidding. Art past the baroque period, not so interesting to me.
Best Radio Station: tie: 88.7 KZAG; 97.3 KKRS
Best Radio Team: The Breakfast Boys
Best Delivery Person: Ed, our UPS guy that brings us fun things
Best George W. Bush Impersonator: Lee Lorenz, they nailed this one he does look just like Dubya, only shorter.
Best Cheap Family Fun Ft. Sherman/City Park
Best New Way to Burn Calories: Dance Dance Revolution. New to me anyway
Best Place to Hike: Tubbs Hill
Best Place for Rock Climbing: Post Falls park, actually the only place I’ve done it.
Best Stretch of Centennial Trail McQuen Field to Northwest Blvd
Best Health Club 24 Hour Fitness, only one I’ve belonged to actually
Best Neighborhood Walk: Government Way/Foster St. especially in the fall
Best Movie Theatre: AMC Downtown
Best Drive Thru Espresso: Java the Hut
Best Espresso: Cafe Cistin
Best Bakery/Locally-Owned Espresso Shop: Java on Sherman
Best Breakfast: Old European
Best Dessert: The Onion, deep-fried Oreo’s. Oh yeah!
Best Seafood: Momijis, mmm sushi
Best Steakhouse Wolf Lodge, hands down
Best Cheap Eats: Taco Bell
Best Mexican: La Cabana, carne asada burrito with guacamole
Best Burger: Roger’s. I miss Cy’s, those were great.
Best Italian: hmm, Costco lasagna?
Best Asian: Momiji’s
Best Sandwich: Schlotzky’s
Best Pizza: Pizza Pipeline
Best Late Night Dining: Denny’s
Best Burrito: La Cabana
Best Gorcery Store: Safeway on Government
Best Record Store: Long Ear
Best Hardware Store: Lowe’s
Best New Business: Cafe Doma
Best Secondhand Store Value Village
Best Bank: BofA, only place I’ve used
Best Bookstore: Barnes and Noble, but for the atmosphere, I never buy stuff there, that’s what the internet is for.
Best Store the Inland Northwest Needs: Rubio’s Fish Tacos

Tony’s List. And he is always right!

I want backwards compatability

Compromise on the BluRay vs. HDDVD?

Darn

I guess this means I didn’t win the trip to space. Maybe prices will drop in my lifetime so I can afford it.

It's that sudden stop at the end

Skydiver’s death still a mystery.

Aww!

dance.jpg

Last night I had to got to do sound for this dance recital. This is the result of trying to get 3-5 year olds to do anything as a group.

Oopsie

ABC doesn’t know or won’t say where the “Republican” memo about Shiavo came from. So no more beating that horse in your debates. Carry on.

Share the love

Since I’m in a watching mood, here’s the greatest Strongbad Email evar.

A little something to watch

Spasmodic (direct link).

Ouch!

Time Warner pays $300 million in settlement over securities fraud.

KHHAAAAAANNNNNN!!!

Speaking of cybernetic implants and eugenics… A book review. I might pick it up, with all my spare cash I have lying around right now. Well, maybe the library will get it in. Oh, wait I have late fees. Hmmm.

via Instapundit

Truth, Beauty and Shoes

The Manolo, he is deep.

Don't Panic!

Remember the flu shot shortage? It’s over.

No!

Forcing everyone to work part time isn’t the way to improve the economy. Huh. Who would have thunk it?

In their own words

Al Jazeera is going to start broadcasting in English. Good idea. Assuming the translations are accurate of course.

Ha!

pResident Hitlerburton W. Chimpowitz. The article, not so interesting or original, but the nickname was funny.

Retribution

Eugene Volokh has some thought-provoking stuff on crime and punishment.

I call this good news

Iraqis standing up to the insurgents.

Resistance is Futile

This is so cool.

Utah's Porn law

I’m all for decency and protecting the children, but Utah’s internet porn law is dumb. Why is the ISPs job to provide internet filters? It’s not like they aren’t readily available to those concerned about this sort of thing. Do children not have parents in Utah?

Is it breezy in here?

Yeah, the threat of massive sit-ins is the only thing holding America back from a draft.

It's a Numbers Game

Mark Steyn

Welcome to the 21st Century

Seattle Times is a bit behind the times. This was new a few years ago. All the cool kids are pharming now.

Point/Counterpoint

A debate on the Transportation Security Administration and its future. If only they would do something.

I believe it

Having computers hampers kids from learning basic skills. I know I waste a lot of time doing nothing important on my computer.

Is it just me

Or is it a slow news day? Here’s something to do until something happens.

How intolerant

They fired her for her political views? Is that discrimination?

Some pictures…

Lunch…mmmmm…
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Some pictures…

Some of the houses hit by the tsunami in Banda Aceh.

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Trust me, I know what I'm doing

Sledgehammer season two is coming soon! There was a show that ended too soon.

Why Kerry Lost

Compare and Contrast. Bwahahaha!

via Tim Blair

Shocking news!

Wolfowitz may not actually be a fire-breathing ogre. What next? Bush might not be a moran?

And speaking of food

Obesity rsearcher lied about his findings. Tacky, tacky, tacky.

How to ruin a perfectly good steak

I would never—barring a massive pay raise—spend a fortune on a ribeye steak and make it a supporting player and smother it in other stuff.

Sounds good though. I might give this a try with some marinated skirt steak or flank steak or some other cheaper cut.

I’m hungry.

Probably Old News

Frustrating time killer. I haven’t beat it yet. Stupid thing.

Ah, wilderness!

A different take on the pristine beauty of ANWR.

I give up

Global Dimming, Global Warming, you take your pick.

Indeed

Why?

UPDATE: This says it well.

Ah, Springtime

Yes, it’s snowing in Idaho this lovely spring morning. I hope this puts an end to all that drought talk.

And no earthquakes either, for those keeping track at home.

To summarize…

Humidity. Mosquitoes. Earthquakes. Yep, that pretty much sums up my week. Oh, and one massive – albeit beautiful – report. I just returned from the PACTEC office (where there’s high-speed internet) and I sent off this thing of beauty to the powers that be. I’m sure that it will bring me, and my teammates, all the fame and fortune, acclaim and accolades that we so richly deserve. Barring that, I’m hoping for a simple acknowledgement from HQ.

Anyway, on to the fun stuff. Earthquakes. This week we’ve had some dooseys – all from 4-6.1 on the Richter scale. Having grown up in California I consider myself something of an earthquake veteran…meaning that I have a very well developed plan of action when an earthquake rolls in. Mostly it goes a little something like this:
1) Wake up.
2) Think to myself, “hmmm, earthquake.”
3) Wait for it to stop.
4) Go back to sleep.
See how well that works? None of this running and screaming for me, thank you very much. You might wonder why this plan hasn’t been adopted by most NGOs as their official plan. Well, I’ll tell you why.

One of my colleagues was doing some research on fault lines and, according to some very smart people, the earthquake that caused the tsunami (8.9) put so much pressure on different places along the fault that we’re in for another massive one. According to these brainiacs there might be another quake that will cause another tsunami off the coast of Western Sumatra or directly under Banda Aceh. Yes, you heard it here first.

But did that convince me to run for the door at the first sign of shaking? No, maybe if you grew up in Idaho, or Arizona, or one of those other misc. boring states you might bolt for the door. No, what it took to convince me was after yesterdays quake – while we all sat staring at each other – there was a loud pop from the second floor of the house which turned out to be a crack running across the house. My room is on the first floor. I quickly became a convert to running and screaming. I’ll report back in on how it is working.

I told you I was sick

Apparently I’ve become cold-blooded. My temperature keeps fluctuating with the weather. I’m going to go read a book, watch some Good Eats, and drink lots of fluids. Don’t let anything happen while I’m gone.

I have hope

Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith might be pretty good.

Felony Inflation

It’s nice to think about stopping it, but does anyone really expect lawmakers to show restraint?

Ponderous

Is boycotting biblical? I’ve always thought it was a bit silly, personally. Why expect the world to act like Christians and live up to Christian ideals?

And I have to say the quality of EO’s commenters has improved of late.

Coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever, I wish I could rest

Sick yesterday, sick today, but work must go on. Don’t get too excited though, all this typing is wearying.

The Streets of London

Bendy busses running amok.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Mark Steyn on appeasing terrorists.

Mucho Trabajo

Therefore little to no blogging today. No es triste? Si, es muy triste.

Man, that two years of torture Spanish is coming in handy.

the latest from Banda Aceh

Sundays are the worst. There’s no church and so we spend the entire day trying not to work. However, since it’s a Muslim country, everyone else is out and about their business and nothing is closed. So, today we (me and the two other expats here – two Brits and a Canadian) decided to get out – just drive and see what we could find. Since I’m the only one with an international driving license the driving fell to me. We headed out in our blue Rover and found a restaurant in the part of town still standing. It wasn’t a particularly good restaurant, according to the locals, it just happened to be one of the only ones still standing. Another good example of location being everything. Indonesian food is quite good; a lot of seafood and fried noodles and rice. After lunch we found a couple of MSF and UN vehicles across the street at the other restaurant in town so we’re hoping that there’s a place better than where we ate. Next, we decided to try to find the ‘tanker’ and headed toward the beach.

The destruction wreaked by the waves is vast and terrible. The series of events on December 26th went something like this: the earthquake struck and loads of buildings just crumbled then. The largest supermarket in Banda – four stories –collapsed on itself and that collapse was repeated all over town. Next, came the wave which hit these weakened buildings with such height and force that it was like being hit by a 6 story high car going 35mph. This rolled inland over the island and also bent around the tip and hit the eastern side. So those who lived at the tip got hit from both directions. The wave carried on inland at such height and filled with debris from the coast into the ‘flood’ zone and if you couldn’t get high enough or were trapped in buildings then you drowned. This wave receded to be followed by two more waves.

The neighborhoods closest to the beach have been completely leveled. Nothing remains but debris. A bit further in is more debris and some standing structures that looked like they’ve had the bits bombed out of them. Further in, more buildings are standing but are covered in mud and debris. When you walk around the remains of these neighborhoods you notice first the personal affects – the broken tennis racket half buried in mud, the little green bottle, the child’s marble, the blue hangar tangled in rebar with a yellow dress still hanging on it. All the things that made up thousands of peoples’ lives.

We eventually found the ‘tanker’ which has become something of a novelty destination. It’s an immense offshore generator on a tanker that mysteriously washed up about two miles inland and plopped down on top of about three houses – crushing them completely. How it did this without wiping out all the houses between it and the beach is a marvel and speaks to exactly how high the water was. People were on it when the tsunami struck and are still living on it now. It sits there, placidly, in between some remaining houses, looking like it had every right to be there.

Wanting to see the southernmost beach we could get to we wound our way through the destruction – passed from time to time by the Indonesian army who was still out collecting bodies and found it uproariously funny that a woman would be driving a car. GAM guerrillas control the mountains to the east of the road and so the army patrols are heavily armed and have checkpoints along the way. We drove south along the coast with much of the area already having been bulldozed into piles that have spontaneously begun burning in the heat. Mass graves are dotted along the roads. We got as far south as a concrete factory before having to turn back. The coast is gorgeous. The sea the bright blue green for which it’s famous and the surf looked stunning. If it weren’t for the tsunami and that little civil conflict this could be one of the most beautiful spots on earth.

Nuclear Wessels

Chechov is making a big comeback in The New Voyages.

via Fark

He says it like it's a bad thing

On Social Security

As conservatives well understand, once a group of voters has been given a property right by Washington, they will never allow it to be taken away.

It’s not the government’s job to give rights, it’s supposed to protect them.

Watch this

This should be obvious to anyone with a brain, but the oldest sibling is the smartest and most likely to succeed.

How odd!

Hillary continues to move to the middle. It’s for the children.

Just wait till they get Walmarts

Life just keeps getting better and better for the poor. It’s a great time in history to be alive.

It's no Lord of the Rings

But it’s still quality entertainment. So I might go see a movie in the theater this year.

Sage advice

Don’t get cocky

Coeur d'Alene in the national news

We just got rid of the neonazis and this moron pops up. Thanks so much.

Bunch of crybabies

New Mexico is suing Texas because “we do want to wake them up to the fact that Texas has not always treated New Mexico well”. And there is oil, gas, and water there.

Our tax dollars at work

Where does baseball fit into the Constitution? Shouldn’t they be working on Social Security reform or eliminating some government spending?

R-E-S-E-R-V-E

I’m no fan of high gas prices, but if every time the price goes up we dip into our reserve it’s not going to be there when we really need it. It’s for e-merg-encies, not to keep your billfold comfortably fat. Unless there’s a national crisis don’t even bring it up, okay? Thanks.

Good ideas, especially if it's going to rain so you can't ride your bike to work

How to stretch your gasoline budget.

What's with the hairnet?

Afraid the robot is going to get hair in its cookie, complain to the manager and cause a ruckus?

In case you forgot

The Mount St. Helens webcam

I'd pay 5 cents

A reordering coming to the music industry?

via Slashdot

Ironic, don't ya think

I ride my bike to work today and it’s supposed to rain this afternoon. Driest winter in 30 years and today of all days we get precipitation.

You knew it was coming

The 80s have returned. Well, it’s not like they ever left Spokane, but hey.

Why?

Safety first!

The heart of the blog

It’s all about the links.

They give and give and give

Walmart, helping poor people everywhere.

Has Alton Brown Seen this?

The Periodic Table of Desserts.

A Just War

VDH vs. some dude.

via Inoperable Terran

I never knew

NASA has 150 astronauts. Maybe private enterprises will give them something to do.

Preach it brother

Oil prices are too high

Exciting things today

I’m going to Costco! Scintillating wit and news later this afternoon.

Humidity

Indonesia is humid. I know that comes as no surprise to those of you who own a map but the reality of it is quite a different thing than the knowledge of it. And the strange thing is that there’s no other season. It’s hot and humid year round. No need for a change in wardrobe with the season the weather just stays the same and, at times, it rains more. In Medan now. Going to Banda Aceh on Monday where, rumor has it, that the UN is actually doing a good job in coordination efforts. Shocking, I know!

Follow you fools

Engrish Lord of the Rings:

Fellowship of the Ring

The Two Towers

Return of the King

I haven’t gotten through them all yet, so caveat emptor.

He stole my European leather carry all

The Seinfeldization of America continues.

Martha

Looking good.

Turkey is getting back to its roots

“Christian missionaries infiltrating our country! Islam is slipping out of our hands!” These words represent the epitome of a very hot debate in Turkey in recent weeks.

And, oddly enough, freedom is growing there too.

The Age of Exception

Something I never thought of.

Yet having a common enemy in the Soviet Union misled some of us into thinking that an identical Europe and American would always see eye to eye, when we never really had — despite our cultural and democratic affinities. And now we have come to the end of the Age of Exception, a sobriety brought on by the fall of the Berlin Wall and the stark aftermath of September 11, which scrapped off the thin veneer and revealed particle board, not oak, beneath.

Ponderous man, really ponderous.