Awesome

Chavez sounds nuttier than a Payday.

“I have always said, heard, that it would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived there, imperialism arrived and finished off the planet,” Chavez said in speech to mark World Water Day.

Also:

He added that the West’s attacks on Libya were about water and oil reserves.

When all you got is a hammer, every speech sounds the same.