Apparently, gas cans don’t work right anymore, for safety reasons.
Soap doesn’t work. Toilets don’t flush. Clothes washers don’t clean. Light bulbs don’t illuminate. Refrigerators break too soon. Paint discolors. Lawnmowers have to be hacked. It’s all caused by idiotic government regulations that are wrecking our lives one consumer product at a time, all in ways we hardly notice.
A quick google has taught me that the key to home gasoline storage safety is don’t cheap out and don’t be stupid.
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