Not So Fast

Got To Do It – Andrew W.K.

Driving beat, massive sound to turn up, never give up lyrics, yeah.

Apparently there’s a new dollar coin out.

I know I needed more change laying around.

At least all the surveillance in our society gives us amazing footage like this accident, where no one got hurt by the way.

Senator Ted Stevens (Idiot- AK) wants to ban Wikipedia, amongst other “interactive” sites, in schools and libraries. And while I agree with the teachers that say it shouldn’t be used as an authoritative source, that doesn’t mean I think it should be banned. And if kids can’t add more sparkly, illegible, annoying plugins to their MySpace sites at school, well, I don’t think that’s something I can support.

P.S. The tube analogy is not a bad one. I have to give him that. It’s not like you can’t build more tubes though.

Now we’re getting down to brass tacks and I have a feeling that a lot of those who were all, “yeah global warming is bad and we should do something to stop it” are going to change their tune when they realize it’s going to cost them money. People are always for “the government” or “businesses” to do something about a problem until it hits them in the wallet. Then it’s “hmm, is it really that bad?” No matter who does the cleanup, the government, the businesses, the businesses forced to by the government, I will end up paying for it either through taxes, higher product prices, more expensive newer technologies (like those florescent bulbs that suck, motto: they cost more and they are less useful) or, oh joy, all of the above.

One congressman’s staff calls the cops to make another congressman stop smoking.

The fact that someone thinks this is a legitimate reason to call the police boggles my mind.

Attention The Aquabats fans: Yo Gabba Gabba!

I hope it’s tuna-safe dolphin.

So instead of collapsing the earth into a black hole at the Hadron collider, they think they may collapse it into a “black Saturn”*.

*available at your local dealer.

Also, the Black Saturns would be a great band name.

Sorry to go all People magazine on you but:

And daily he gets through an incredible 36 super-strength double espresso coffees, 60 Silk Cut cigarettes and around 20 cans of energy drink Red Bull.

How does that not just give him a heart attack?

If, by the time I’m looking for a new mp3 player they don’t have some sort of direct wireless tap to the brain, I think I’ll go with a waterproof Shuffle. I’m pretty sure the $100 for waterproof headphones is a ripoff, however. Unless those are e3s or something there.

Teen Girl Squad valumtimes!

HD-DVD and Blu-ray encryptions have been cracked.

Dave Barry.

James Lileks.

Dolphins with frickin’ lasers. Maybe if they were angry dolphins…

Medieval tech support.

Valentines Day is coming and you want to make something unique, special and chocolaty for your significant other.

I am here for you: Velveeta Fudge.

Emmett of the Unblinking Eye did the Top Ten Astronaut movies last Friday (audio here) but no one mentioned the very best astronaut movie ever made: Rocketman.

Clippy is dead. Long live Clippy.

An artist wants to float a giant banana balloon over Texas.

The Geostationary Banana Over Texas project seeks to lift the dirigible above Texas for no other reason than to express his apparent appreciation for the uniquities in life, as Mr. Saez himself simply stated that “Texas is as symbolic as the banana,” leaving us all to wonder what exactly that means.

I don’t get art.

There’s a whole line of amusing posts with Mark Steyn and the society of Ethnomusicologists position on torture, starting at about 3:08pm yesterday.

This came out as a sideline:

“There are no jokes in Islam. There is no humor in Islam. There is no fun in Islam. There can be no fun and joy in whatever is serious.”

– Ayatollah Khomeini

Another good one:

Mullah Abdul Rauf of the Herati Mosque in Kabul, said in April last year:

Music is not banned in Islam but to get enjoyment from music is banned.

So Barney the Dinosaur may, in fact, be very culturally appropriate.

Steyn talks about it with Hewitt.

John Podhoretz and Lileks on the Society of Ethnomusicologists. Oh, ouch.

Scientists have found that missing piece of lithosphere they were looking for.

It was under Tibet.

Harvard scientists stop and then restart light. Stuff like this trips me out.

Bipartisan cautioning.

FYI: Emoticons are verboten in Islam, according to this guy. 😥

Hillary proposes a profit tax on oil companies. Cause the evil companies are just making too darn much money.

Owning a house seems like an expensive pain in the butt, until you do you taxes and get those sweet, sweet deductions.

Be careful crossing streets. New York City, they know what’s good for you.

In the meantime, the internet wins this round.

A brief and amusing shot at EULAs that somehow slipped into the Bleat.

Some decent mashups.

Cilantro tastes like soap. There I said it.

YouTube superbowl ads.

In order of greatness, IMHO: the Coke ads; Moon Office; Robert Goulet/Emerald Nuts; Ricardo Montelban/steak taquitos; Rock, Paper, Scissors; One Finger; Garmin; the rest….

Meet the Robinsons made me lol, but it’s a movie, so it doesn’t really count.

Real life astronaut soap opera.

Lisa Marie Nowak, an astronaut that police say attacked a rival for another astronaut’s affection at Orlando International Airport on Monday, is being charged with attempted first-degree murder today.

It’s what we’ve all been waiting for: cheaper toner.

Let’s not bring up the rocketpacks.

It’s a blog-letting on the liberal side of the blogosphere.

I, of course, have no room to talk as a poor linker and even poorer updater of blogroll links.

Mark Steyn. It is pretty warm here today: 36. I didn’t even need a jacket this morning. I still wore it though, in case it gets cold later.

If it’s hot, that’s a sign of “climate change.” If it’s cold, that’s a sign of “climate change.” If it’s 53 with sunny periods and light showers, you need to grab an overnight bag and get outta there right now because “climate change” is accelerating out of control.

And, if you really don’t like the global weather, wait half-a-millennium. A thousand years ago, the Arctic was warmer than it is now. Circa 982, Erik the Red and a bunch of other Vikings landed in Greenland and thought, “Wow! This land really is green! Who knew?” So they started farming it, and were living it up for a couple of centuries. Then the Little Ice Age showed up, and they all died. A terrible warning to us all about “unsustainable development”

The New York Times on global warming, in 1932. (warning: pdf link. Not this one, but the next one.)

From the headline I sorta assumed that this was nutty Christians, and I was going to berate them for not helping. But it’s Muslims being nutty. So, guys, you’re not helping your cause.

The book features a photograph of the September 11, 2001 attacks on the World Trade Center with the caption: “Those who perpetuate terror in the world are in fact Darwinists. Darwinism is the only philosophy that values and incites conflict.”

The gene for the smell of the seaside has been isolated and can now be bottled for, um, bottling purposes.

The last paragraph of the article are the most important, however.

A more controversial figure from Siffkey’s past was its rector, Rev Harold Davidson, who was defrocked in 1932 after allegedly ‘cavorting with’ London prostitutes. He later joined a circus and died after being mauled to death by a lion in Skegness. The UEA scientists are hoping to avoid such a fate, said Prof Johnston!

That’s just awesome.

Vader Sessions. Starts and ends funny, lame in the middle. NSFW language.

How to build a home media server guide.

Engadget has some really cool technologically inclined photos in their competition.

Thank God I learned math the old-fashioned way. The new-fangled ways are longer and waaay more confusing. Just give me a mechanical method that works. I never understood the whys until I was in the next level of math. I would have done even less work if they confused me with the whys.

Pete starts a new “law” journal.

I think the books lost the magic at book three, but the publication date of Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows is out.

We have a word for trilogies for a reason.

No doubt because of some obscure printing requirement from days of yore, but that’s not important right now.

Actually it is, but I still feel compelled to watch. The Republican contenda’s.

When I figure things out. I love that.
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Bob Woodward and former associate counsel Bradford Berenson.

You don’t have to watch the video, but it’s fun. Real media is always fun. And by fun I mean evil.

Why I won’t vote for another Clinton or Bush.

Can’t they look at the DNA?

It’s too easy to eat healthy.

Humans deciding what to eat without expert help — something they have been doing with notable success since coming down out of the trees — is seriously unprofitable if you’re a food company, distinctly risky if you’re a nutritionist and just plain boring if you’re a newspaper editor or journalist.

And by reasonable, I mean I agree with them.

5 myths about Americans, their driving habits and its effect on the planet.

The latest BBC Jane Eyre that was on this weekend? Excellent.

Yes, Mr. Rochester and Jane weren’t ugly, but let’s just admit it, we want to watch the beautiful people. Ugly people are for supporting roles. Yes, Mr. Rochester wasn’t brooding enough. The second half was definitely weaker, I think they concentrated too heavily on the love story, detracting from the overall enjoyment. However, it was a nice change that Mr. Rochester had a sense of humor in this adaptation, which made me look at his character in a new way. Suddenly it’s conceivable that Jane might like him as a person. And how often do movies cause you to re-examine your take on a book, pointing out things you might have missed? Seldom, so bonus points for that.

I’ve only seen a couple of the multitude of available adaptations, but this was the best of those I have seen.

Available for pre-order now on DVD.

In case you missed it.

Lileks says you didn’t miss nothing.

I do need to get Babe on DVD. That is a movie worth owning.

Not that tolerant.

Passivity in the face of the rise of the Christian Right threatens the democratic state. And the movement has targeted the last remaining obstacles to its systems of indoctrination, mounting a fierce campaign to defeat hate-crime legislation, fearing the courts could apply it to them as they spew hate talk over the radio, television and Internet.

It’s not rising, relax. The Christian right is fighting a rearguard action. It is losing, or has lost, control of society. Look back 50 years, never mind a hundred or two, or a millenia, and see which side has control of society.

Like walking uphill in hourglass sand, both ways.

I’m going to go listen to some Linkin Park.

VDH has an actual solution to the illegal Mexican immigration problem. It’s a nice thought.

Loose talk about legal DRM-free mp3s for sale.

When you have China kowtowing to you, that’s influence.

And a little trivia for you. How inadvertently apropos of me.

Video of the rarely seen prehistoric* frilled shark.

*science code for ugg-ly

An interesting look at various alternative fuels.

A camera translates players movements into a video game. Someday playing Halo will be actual exercise.

You have till 2010 to buy a new computer.

TOM Cruise is the new “Christ” of Scientology, according to leaders of the cult-like religion.

Uh, yeah, whatever.

And leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion.

Cause really, all Jesus did was be criticized for his views and raise awareness of the religion. *extreme eye roll* Never mind that whole thing about the unblemished sacrifice for mankind’s sin.

Fun in Geneina (Dafur).

Icy driving conditions in Portland. Ice scares me. Snow, pfft; ice, scary bad.

Efforts to humanize Hillary Clinton are underway. Uh, yeah, thanks for sharing.

She hedged on her favorite movie, saying that, as a child, she had loved “The Wizard of Oz,” only to discover “Casablanca” in college and law school, watching it so often that she memorized the lines.

*love Casablanca, it’s a great movie. Wooden dialogue and all.

People spend more time with their computers than with their spouses.

Harry Reid introduced a bill that would require bloggers who comment on policy issues and have more than 500 readers to register. Because they are grassroots lobbyists.

This’ll go well.

Fed chair says that Congress must make difficult choices and take meaningful action. And then they’re going to flap their wings and fly to the moon.

“Dealing with the resulting fiscal strains will pose difficult choices for the Congress, the administration, and the American people,” Bernanke said.

“However, if early and meaningful action is not taken, the U.S. economy could be seriously weakened, with future generations bearing much of the cost,” he added.

Then he expects the general public to accept the consequences of our political worldviews. ha.

Bernanke said advocates of lower taxes would have to accept lower spending on entitlement programs. Likewise, proponents of more-expansive government programs must recognize the need for higher taxes brought about by higher spending, he added.

For the record, I would willingly forgo any Social Security payments, and they can keep the money they’ve taken, if they would just stop taking anymore from me. Since it’s not a giant ponzi scheme and they’re just holding on to my money to give to me later this shouldn’t be a problem.

Sending sound faster than the speed of light.

Someday people will look back and laugh at everyone that said we can’t go faster than light like we laugh at those people worried about the sound barrier.

Things caused by Global Warming.

From author Martin Amis:

People of liberal sympathies, stupefied by relativism, have become the apologists for a creedal wave that is racist, misogynist, homophobic, imperialist and genocidal. To put it another way, they are up the arse of those that want them dead.

via Tim Blair

Helm’s Deep over Christmas vacation. It’s the movie version, but it’s still cool. (bad language warning)

via Conservative Grapevine

Cancer death rates are falling.

The blurb puts it best

Microsoft sent this tape to retailers to explain the benefits of Windows 386. Boring until the 7 minute mark when the production is taken over by crack-smoking monkeys.

Love the 80’s glasses and outfits. And the secretary’s accent(s). And the fact that the Windows guy gets the chick.

Probably 24. Iran problem: solved.

It’s awkward, but you know what I’m talking about. Suddenly, I realize that those bluetooth ear thingys are the same as Uhura’s earpiece, only smaller and cooler. Am I behind the times or what.

And the point of this post: Lileks on the NY Times report that 51% of women are unmarried.

Otherwise, I end up suffering like I did this evening.

I finally decided I’d had enough and needed to get a KitchenAid mixer. I have a limited budget for this, so I knew I wanted the small “classic” model. Normally I would surf around, check a few sites and get one online. And probably be able to upgrade to the next level by getting a refurbished model, but due to poor planning I need it by tomorrow (I’m making this [just one layer] and after 4 cheesecakes in the last month, I’m tired of trying to cream things with a hand mixer).

So I went to Walmart. They were out. So I went to Best Buy. The Coeur d’Alene store is the lamest ever so they didn’t even come close to carrying it. I went to Bed, Bath and Beyond. They had the 5 and 6 quart models, which were $100 and $200 dollars over my budget, respectively. So I channeled my inner Lileks and went to Target. Tada. They actually carried it! Finally, success.

I hope I learned my lesson about planning ahead.

If, like me, you missed the comet, here’s a pic that probably looks slightly better than what you would have seen.

Unless you live in a fog-shrouded castle on the moors, of course.

The Diamond Age was a fantastic book. The best of Stephenson’s that I have read. I’m having a hard time imagining it as a miniseries though. Snowcrash or any third of Cryptonomicon seems like a more obvious choice.

If, like me, you are the only person in your office that doesn’t watch 24 but you don’t want to be all un-hip and lame and stare at the wall while they all discuss the minutest of details, this is the best way I have found to keep up.

Also, do not mock the 24 fanatics. 24-ers get all stabby when made fun of.
via i am always right

Granted, the movie will no doubt suck, but the trailer looks awesome.

Except that Strokes product placement. That looked lame.

I was reading this cheery bit of news; having spent an arm and a leg Windows it will only take a hand or foot for the next two licenses of Vista, when I came across this gem:

Namely, the terms regarding license-to-device assignment of the retail product (including Home Basic, Home Premium, Business and Ultimate) now read as follows:

• You may uninstall the software and install it on another device for your use. You may not do so to share this license between devices.

How kind of them.

“The American people sent a message this past election, and that message was that they wanted their government to pretend there is no terrorist problem and instead focus on inane crap and entitlements… and who better to do that than we Democrats?”

Shatner will be playing “Old Kirk” in Star Trek XI. I have no hope for this movie.

As for Shatner’s place in that storyline? “They need to figure out how to put the dead captain in with the young captain,” he said. “It’s a very complex, technical problem of how to write the character in, and I’m not sure how they will solve it.” It sounds as if Shatner may play an older version of Kirk.

You bring out the wackiness in people. Still, there is a certain something that loungewear brings to the party.
via The Manolo

Samizdata has a timely warning for Venezuelans. I pray we never have to make that kind of decision in America.

For once, Microsoft is on your side. Apparently they have just realized that all that crap that comes on your new Dell or HP or Toshiba or whatever makes a bad first impression.

My contribution to the Q&A was to ask why Dell still insists on preloading so much subsidized trialware (aka crapware) on consumer PCs. Dell’s answer was a question: “Would you pay to not get bundled software?” 

No. Jerks.

Which is it? Does he listen or doesn’t he?

Also, while I understand that a political party is made up of individuals with differing opinions, this is amusing.

Lucy, the wired hamster. Strangely compelling information.

Scott Ott solves the poverty problem.

Winners of Make’s What Would MacGyver Do competition. My answer here.

The future is now! Underwear that doesn’t need to be washed for weeks is now a reality.

via RWN

Pessimism kills.

How can you know the Second Law of Thermodynamics and  not be pessimistic? The universe is against you.

Is it me or is it the industry? I’m just not excited by upcoming technology anymore. HD-DVD, BluRay, Vista, Core Duo, VoiP, video on demand, it just doesn’t thrill me like, DVDs or XP or 1Ghz processors did. Playstation 3, Xbox 360, I am completely unwilling to pay that kind of money to play games. I admit the Wii got my attention, but I didn’t rush out and buy one. I’m perfectly happy with my computer and feel no compulsion to upgrade it. Will I continue to become more apathetic to new and improved technology as life goes on? Will I end up with a dozen cats and a computer that blinks 12:00?

The horror.

Belarus and Russia fight over oil taxes and Europe takes the hit. Wacky, wacky Belarus.

Belarus considered itself Moscow’s closest ally until a week ago, but was on the verge of a trade war last night after the bitter flare-up over oil duties. More than 1.2 million barrels of oil a day flow from Russia through the Druzhba, or Friendship, pipeline, providing almost a quarter of Germany’s needs and 96 per cent of Poland’s imports, as well as supplies to Ukraine, Hungary, Slovakia and the Czech Republic.

I have almost 100 in my Netflix queue but if you should be wondering what to add to your paltry list, Emmett has the top 100 movies you really should see.

I read a few books, watched a few movies, and tore out the nasty 1970s wood paneling in my dining room and replaced it with paint.

I didn’t get a before snap but you can see the paneling in this photo:

nice, eh? The top half had wallpaper on it which was all I was originally going to remove, but then I noticed that 30 year old glue wasn’t really holding the paneling on so well and one thing led to another. And I tore it all out, a process taking several hours:

Sure, I probably should have retextured the walls, but a little spackle covers a multitude of sins. 4 layers of paint also helps.

I then painted the walls yellow, which really didn’t work for me, so I went with a brown, which I’m not so thrilled with but it’s tolerable for now.

And that’s what I did over Christmas vacation.

You know how you change something on your computer, say, set up a little network neighborhood and then a day or two later you go to get on the internet and it doesn’t work, so you assume that you messed something up setting up the network–and by setting up I mean, ran the wizard–and fiddle with it for 45 minutes, then break down grab the laptop so you can search the internet for answers, haul it downstairs, boot it and notice it won’t connect either and discover that the problem was your router needed a swift reboot to the head?

Yeah, I hate that.

For your Friday listening pleasure, S.M. Lockwood’s Seven Way King (mp3, pops). Also known as, That’s My King and Do Ya Know Him.

A classic.

I’m doing my annual calendar changing and office cleaning today. You’re on your own for a while.

I’d take before and after pictures if I had a camera here. It’s a shame this moment in history will be lost forever.

Bill Gates says Roise the Robot is coming soon. Therefore I must conclude it’s not coming in my lifetime.

Not Yours.

Kid picks the wrong neighborhood to burlgarize and gets beat down by a homeowner, who went in through the window the kid broke in order to beat him down.

McCain the panderer. Yes, the election is ages away, but there’s nothing else going on in the world apparently.

Sculpture depicting the fragility of Earth, falls apart. Bonus: Someone paid $1 meellion dollars for it.

Booklettizing pages manually, even just 32, is a giant pain in the tuckus. It’s worth the hundreds of dollars for the programs that will do it for you. Really.

It looks like Saturn’s moon Titan has lakes…of liquid methane. I’m not sure how this impacts my life or my desire to live on the moon or Mars, but there it is.

Bush wants to limit spending and cut pork. Where has this Bush been for the last 6 years?

What Amazon looks like at Christmas.

John Hawkins’ 20 Most Annoying Republicans of 2006.

Britain bans cheese advertising to children. Cause it’s not healthy.

No doubt Chicago and New York City will be following suit soon.

Top 5 robots today and some helpful book advice.

Having given these fluorescent bulbs that Walmart is pushing the old college try, I can say that a) they last a lot longer than incandescents and b) I can’t stand them. They have delayed startup, are a funny color and are generally not that great. I’d rather burn through incandescents. And I’ll go back to them as soon as these fluorescents burn out.

A compact fluorescent has clear advantages over the widely used incandescent light — it uses 75 percent less electricity, lasts 10 times longer, produces 450 pounds fewer greenhouse gases from power plants and saves consumers $30 over the life of each bulb. But it is eight times as expensive as a traditional bulb, gives off a harsher light and has a peculiar appearance.

Exactly.

The future of movies.

For my money, the movie has to be “big” enough that I want to see it on the big screen (i.e., panoramic vistas, massive effects) and it has to be a good enough story that I’m interested. Nothing has been there for me since Lord of the Rings, really. 300 has my attention right now. If it’s not panned when it comes out, I’ll go see that in the theater. Everything else, I’ll rent it or download it.

The fourth Indiana Jones movie to begin filming this year. I keep seeing flashes of Phantom Menace.

Dave Barry’s year in review.

This new phenylephrine stuff that they are using to replace the psuedoephedrine in various cold medicines is distinctly underwhelming at relieving my symptoms.

I also miss my Sudafed high. Getting a cold used to be so much fun.

Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2006 Darwin Award winners.