Not So Fast

Seldom does a music video enhance my enjoyment of the song, but the treadmill dance is a exception. I wonder if my gym would let me set something like that up.

Chuck Norris supports Bible curriculum in schools. Those that disagree won’t even see the  roundhouse kick coming.

Pluto may regain planet status. I just can’t keep on like this. That’s it, we’re through. Talk to me when you have discovered who you really are.

Open Office, only more so. For all your clip art, document template and additional font needs.

Robert C. Byrd also gets a Secret Hold special prize. Now, they may be doing it for all good and noble reasons, but the fact that the two most notorious pork offenders were holding it really doesn’t look good.

Hillary Clinton talks about America being ready for a woman president.

Just so you know, I’m not running. So let’s just squash that rumor right now.

Decides to start arming border guards. Next year. Hosers.

Unlike the big boys, my numbers tend to go up when I’m not posting. If I wanted to hit the big time I think promising not to post ever again would work best.

Don’t worry, I’m not offended by that.

Edvard Munch’s The Scream and Madonna have been recovered.

Bill Gates inside Doom chatting about Windows 95.

Ah, the good old days.

via Digg

So all the hubbub is about Walmart and the Compact Flourescent lights. I’ve been switching over slowly over the last year mostly because incandescents burn out so darn quickly I am always running out of bulbs. The CFs are nice enough in that they last forever, which even if they don’t save me money makes me fee better, but I don’t like them for reading, the color is all wrong. Apparently there’s some whiter ones out, which I have yet to see or try. On the whole, yes, good idea, still could use some tweaking.

An interactive game table would be nice because playing a lot of the board games on the internet really lacks something. Like boards and pieces to move. And I swear the computer cheats the dice in Risk.

Alaska’s Ted Stevens is looking more and more like the Secret Holder.

Oh! It is him! He would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling kids.

background here.

You know, if it causes gas prices to drop, I don’t mind blatant manipulation by politicians running up to an election.

Sometimes Christians just make you shake your head. Dude, turn around and admit you were wrong.

via Fark

Fall started today. Just wanted to let you know. The heaters all smell like burnt dust after sitting for so long, you know, both months. Yep, it’s all downhill from here.

Calculate your miles per dollar. Nifty.

via Digg 

I’m off to go do something or other sound related at the youth camp. Posting to resume when I get done with that.

A penny alcohol stove is the kind of thing I’ll never use, but feel like a better person knowing how to do it. You know, just in case.

via MAKE

Baby flourescent green rats born to mice parents because scientists read too much Incredible Hulk.

While this breakthrough raises the possibility of growing human sperm in other animals to generate viable human offspring, “it is not a good idea,” Shinohara said.

No kidding.

It’s not getting better. Actually, it’s about to become far worse.

NGOs in North Darfur are largely confined to the capital. Again, key organizations feel paralyzed and have raised the prospect of full withdrawal. Hundreds of thousands would then be left without any humanitarian assistance. The World Health Organization has reported that 40% of the population in North Darfur are not receiving health care as its NGO implementing partners have been forced to withdraw from numerous locations across the state. Vaccinations in the state have dropped from 90% in 2005 to a mere 20% in 2006. WFP have reported that 470,000 people across Darfur did not receive their monthly rations in July, up from the 290,000 who could not be reached in June. We can expect that once again this month half a million people will not receive the food on which they depend for their very survival.

Or It’s Hard to be a Hedgehog.

The Tick vs. Season One comes out tomorrow. I know what I’m doing tomorrow. That’s right, working.

Grocery stores should always play the Hawaii 5-O theme. It is perfect grocery shopping music. I laughed out loud right in the produce section when I heard it, much to the confusion of the other people in the produce section.

Oh. My. Freaking. Heck.

I could have been living on the moon if you scientists had been messing around with other stuff for the last 30 years. Now you’re looking at it again. Sheesh.

So, this album reminded me that we used to live a couple blocks from Lynwood, and I started looking around on Google Maps. Aw, one of my elementary schools. I don’t know what’s up with the grass, I only remember blacktop. My teachers: Mrs. Cook, Mrs. Penniman, and Mrs. Lurvy. It seems to me that Mrs. Penniman was 6′ tall and she seemed scary at first, and it wasn’t real fun explaining why I had chewed through my pencil in the middle of a spelling test, but then Mrs. Lurvy who was 5′ and had a cane was even scarier, at first. Good times.

Since we’re on the topic, Juniper Elementary, where I started and finished my elementary career. Teachers: Mrs. Barr and Mr. Birkhouser. They had the coolest swinging rings there. And Matt was the kid in my kindergarten that ate the paste. I admit the minty smell was tempting. And the lefty sissors, they never worked. Then there was a kid named Jason, if I remember right, in Mr. Birkhouser’s class that played catch with me every recess. Yes, my one friend that year.

I don’t remember Reseda much. I don’t even know if I went to Reseda Elementary, but I do remember having to do the math book with the juggling clown on the front again, so math was cake that year. I also sold homework help for school supplies there. I don’t even remember my teacher’s names. It’ll come to me.

UPDATE: Mrs. Palmer.

Okay, this is probably interesting only to me, so enough of that.

This reminds me an awful lot of the New Yankee Workshop.

Turn it up, man.

Not that it hadn’t been irrevocably burned into my brain as a youth.

US government vs. EU financial privacy concerns. It’s a big messy trans-national business world now, isn’t it? I’m sorta cheering on the EU on this one.

Write your congressman today and get in on the tax benefits.

Soccer in the Pong style.

Israel thinks it may have to take down Iran alone.

Prediction: The world will secretly be relieved while publicly denouncing a premptive strike. Also, the US will be accused of being the main mover and be condemned for it. And the Yankees will win the World Series.

Women, Know your limits. I think I learned something today.

via The Corner

Lately I’ve been watching the first season of Macgyver which aired in 1985. It is bizzare now that the boogeymen are the Communists. It’s only (heh, only) been 20 years or so, but it is so far removed from today that it is almost laughable. And then I read this article on the Communists empowering the terrorists and think Macgyver should have offed a few more commies with some duct tape, fertilizer, and a lifejacket.

We only have eight planets now.

Light blogging this morning possibly picking up this afternoon.

It all started yesterday when I went to Walmart to pick up a notebook. A little note-sized notebook. They didn’t have what I wanted, so I had to search through the entire back-to-school section to confirm this. Then today I’m wearing my new pants, which is quite an event, given that I hate spending money on clothes. I really feel like I’m going back to school. I loved the first week of school. Then the teachers started assigning homework and it was all downhill from there.

And that squirrel that was darting in and out of the road this morning as I drove to work, not really awake, and nearly killed you? Curse you, you vile vermin.

Musical discovery of the day: Muse

I want the whole set.

“We” are healing the ozone layer. Well, it’s not getting any worse anyway. Hurray!

I bet aggressive racoons wouldn’t be a problem on the eastern side of the state. They act all hoity-toity towards Idaho, but everybody knows Spokanites are hicks and someone would take care of the problem through the judicious application of firearms.

It’s the why back in my day list. Oddly though, some of them are true of me and I’m way older than college freshmen.

Of course we didn’t have coolio video podcasts when I was in school.

Some scientists say they found proof of dark matter.

“The kinetic energy of this collision is…enough to completely evaporate and pulverise planet Earth ten trillion trillion times over,” said team member Maxim Markevitch of the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics in Cambridge, US.

I need this explained in Volkswagons or atomic bombs to truly grasp it.

The gaming industry, they just aren’t catering to my needs.

Stargate SG-1 is officially cancelled on SciFi.

Which doesn’t bother me at all because I will only watch the first 8 seasons.

Bacon Snack Bars. Let me know if it’s good.

via Fark

Let’s see how I’m feeling tomorrow though, being the end of the world as we know it and all. Not being Muslim though, I am unclear on whether it is a day of reckoning for me personally, or just Muslims, or the world.

I hope he is wrong.

Nitwit Democrats think anything that can be passed off as a failure in Iraq will somehow diminish only Bush and the neocons. In reality — a concept with which Democrats seem only dimly acquainted — it would diminish the nation, and all but certainly end the American moment. In late September 2001 the administration succeeded in teaching a critical lesson to tough hombres like Musharraf and Putin: In a scary world, America can be scarier. But it’s all a long time ago now.

Luckily the article answers the question we were all really asking.

The accident involved dark chocolate.

Inspired by this and in a mostly successful effort to avoid pulling up fenceposts in my yard, I’m photoblogging my Sunday dinner.

It all started last night watching Feasting on Asphalt. Watching the fry bread part and seeing the burrito inspired me to stop by the grocery store, pick up some chuck and some peppers and toss them in the crockpot. This morning I had some lovely shredded beef.

Which I thought about all morning because I was hungry and due to a series of very unfortunate events I had no leftovers at church. A cup of coffee does not a meal make. Not even three cups of coffee makes a meal. With all this time to think about it, I determined that it needed beans to go with the lovely shredded beef.

In order to heat the beans I had to find the pot. It was in the fridge. With rice in it.

A fortuitious circumstance. I decided to add the rice to the mix. Having liberated my pot from the rice, I grew, picked, dried, soaked and cooked the beans. Or possibly, I dumped the can in the pot and heated until hot.

I needed something to hold it all together. The obvious choice was tortillas. And desperately not wanting to a. drive to the store and b. spend money I busted out some oddly shaped bread products.

Put it all together and hold it too close to the camera and you get this yummy meal.

It’s not roast beef and mashed potatoes, but it was still a darned fine Sunday dinner.

And now, fortified by this meal, I’m off to dig holes and wrestle with fences.

You know how you look back and realize some of the most cherished truths of your youth are not entirely accurate?

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Victoria Principal. In space.

Dang, I’m jealous.

Er, Picture.

Love the new Mustangs. They look fabulous. But not in white. Well, white is okay, if it has the stripes. I saw one today and without the stripes, it just doesn’t work for me. In case you were thinking of getting me one for my birthday.

How to win at Monopoly. I’m embittered against the game because, a. I never win and b. once I’m out I have to wait for hours for everyone else to finish up. Risk is where it’s at.

via digg

There’s an ongoing conversation on God and conservatism over in The Corner. Scroll down and read it all, but this quote is deserves a mention.

Now, of course, ever since the Enlightenment we’ve been trying see how many of the religious bricks we can pull out without making the whole thing collapse. This game of metaphysical Jenga is far from over, but the damage from it is pretty obvious in all sorts of areas.

There’s a woot-off going on at woot.com. Buy stuff you don’t really need because the prices are so so low.

TV numbs the pain.

Warp Factor Love.

I’d laugh if it weren’t so disturbing.

via Wil Wheaton

I realize population sample is skewed to the nerd, but holy cow, the RIAA is more hated than the IRS. By far.

Oh, that’s some bad news. Maybe I should ask for a raise.

Or, I’ll just pretend to be 27. I seem to remember that as a good year. Who knows though, my memory probably isn’t what it used to be.

A well turned phrase by Inoperable Terran.

Good news, all. The most complete cow genome evar is ready.

When they can make a cow that’s entirely rib-eye steaks, then I’ll understand why this is important.

Coffee spills.

I like the “they didn’t give me an insulating sleeve” part. Like you can’t ask for one. And if you get coffee daily, you really should be familiar with whether you need one or not. The story is also very unclear on why she needed a sleeve if the barista sliding the drink across the counter caused it to spill on her foot.

Just the fact that the headline includes the words “Round and Orbity” makes this an awesome article.

I liked it back when planets meant something other than it’s round,” said Brown, who has discovered 15 objects that appear to qualify as planets under the new definition, which might make him history’s most prolific planet hunter.

Jon Stewart interviews Samuel L. Jackson. Hilarity ensues.

As the 80’s fashion creeps back into our culture, let’s look back and reflect on whether we really want to go there.

via The Manolo

Get Fuzzy is particularly amusing today.

/Calvin & Hobbes 4eva

Religious profiling in airports. So wacky it just might work. Until the terrorist get tired of the airplane thing and try something new, which if I were them I would have done already, but I’m not, so there you have it.

Scrappleface on the Hezbollah-Israeli cease fire.

These cease fires will cause significant delays in the radical Muslims’ plan to rule the world. It’s a major hassle for them that sends a clear signal.

Iran’s president has a blog now.

Oh, ouch.

Do you ever wonder at the fact that we have the money, time, technology, and energy to support a vast entertainment network. Our society provides millions of people with time and money—should we choose—to sit around watching TV and movies. We have electricity, we have televisions, we have the money to pay an entire industry to make stuff for us to watch. It’s amazing. Or, I should lay off the cat’s pain killers.*

*not actually hooked on the cat’s pain killers

I saw a couple of meteors tonight, despite the moon and the clouds and the streetlights and only watching for 15 minutes. I think I’ll go buy some lottery tickets while my luck is running high.

Interesting Penn Radio podcast (direct audio link) with Norman Borlaug, winner of the Nobel Peace Prize in 1970.

via Reason

How to be a hit on YouTube.

Everyone needs their 15 minutes. Although with our modern short attention spans I think that can safely be slimmed down to 5 minutes.

I bet the terrorists were paid off by Rove to get arrested yesterday in order to help Bush cover up whatever he is covering up this week. Nothing could be more obvious.

So far: 155135

After seeing the moon out my window at 2:00am or so the last few months, it has finally dawned on me that I have trouble sleeping when there is a full moon. Am I secretly a were-being?

I’m making radio programs for SEPTEMBER. SEPTEMBER! I am still having trouble remembering to write 2006 instead of 2005 and it’s almost SEPTEMBER.

I wonder how my sister’s flight from Khartoum to London is going. heh.

Governments are the biggest threat to privacy! Who knew?

Window shopping for real. That’s really cool.

James Van Allen has died. RIP.

Poor Isis. Fever, infection, surgery. She should be under the knife now.

She better be darn cute for the rest of her hopefully long life to even out the cost to benefit ratio.

UPDATE: Surgery was sucessful, she should be coming home tomorrow. Yay!

Keep a couple of babies around the house to absorb the smoke residue.

via Tim Blair

In case you’re just too optimistic about the state of the war on terror, here’s a downer for you.

I agree this will probably be long and drawn out and we don’t dare give it up lest it fester and grow worse, but I am catiously optimistic that once change starts it will be over quickly. And I really hope that breaking point will happen sooner rather than later, preferably before someone does something stupid with a nuclear weapon.

I rely on the kindness of others for my espresso, not willing to fork over the cash for a home machine, but this is hardcore.

My birthday is coming up in a few months. Start saving now.

No one knows where the original Apollo 11 video tapes are.

Originally stored at Goddard, the tapes were moved in 1970 to the US National Archives. No one knows why, but in 1984 about 700 boxes of space flight tapes there were returned to Goddard.

“We have the documents to say they were withdrawn, but no one knows exactly where they went,” Mr Sarkissian said.

I bet the Greys took them.

BTW, the movie The Dish. Fabulous.

by Kristin Hoppe

So, I’m doing sound for this funeral today because I work at a church and people like to have funerals at churches. I don’t know why. Anyway, as I try to avoid but it’s a funeral so it came up, I got to thinking about my own mortality and how there’s stuff that I couldn’t do once I was dead, presumably. And the one thing that concerned me the most today was that I wouldn’t be able to listen to Shotgun Angel or better, The Revelation, again.

At first I thought, have them play it at my memorial service, but it is so not funeral music and trust me, just because it’s your favorite song and it reminds everyone of you is not a good reason to play it at a funeral. I have had to play some funerally inappropriate songs in my day. Those songs, play them at the wake. (BTW, when I die assuming anyone cares, just have a wake. None of this funeral/memorial service stuff. Have a nice party and mention my name once in a while.)

So back to my point, I figured I had better just listen to it now while I have the opportunity. It’s been a while and gosh darn it, that’s a great album. So, go out and listen to something you like.

So deep.

I hate that word, meme. I don’t have a better one, though, so I’ll use it. But that’s neither here nor there.

No TIVO too.

Start saving now. Chocolate-dipped Altoids are coming. Yum.

I admit the idea of curiously strong ginger worries me.

It’s a Dafur metaphor.

Lileks makes a good point that starts out like this:

I am not a gloom & doom person, except when it comes to myself, and I am still optimistic in general, since I learned long ago that depending on a US-USSR thermonuclear exchange eventually disappoints and promotes bad savings habits.

It’s your own personal blimp.

Why not make and display more publically accessible art? Just a thought.

Mark Steyn

In America, terrorism is like dentistry and hairdressing: It doesn’t count unless you’re officially credentialed.

also:

The head of America’s most prominent Jewish organization will talk about nothing else for days on end, he and the media too tied up dealing with Mel Gibson’s ruminations on “f—ing Jews” to bother with footling peripheral stories about actual f—ing Jews murdered for no other reason than because they’re f—ing Jews.

via Inoperable Terran

I’ll be gone all day Friday. And by gone I mean not at my computer. If you’re in the area come out to the Kootenai County Fairgrounds, 7pm, I’ll be there. Actually, I’ll be there all day, but nothing very exciting will be happening until 7pm. Well, the jalepeno corndogs will be happening around 5pm, and that’s really why I’m there, but 7pm is fine, the corndogs will still be available then.

If you’re not in the area, you’re on your own. Good luck.

UPDATE: The sound, not so much; but I had the finest jalepeno corn dog I have ever had tonight. So it all balances out.

And then we bomb you into the ground.

I heart high fructose corn syrup but unfortunately it looks like eating a balanced, moderate diet is the best way to stay healthy.

Oh, YouTube, what did we do before you brought us important videos like this?

And mostly unrelated, but Best of Both Worlds was probably the finest cliff-hanger season ending I have ever seen. I clearly remember yelling at my TV when the first half ended. It was a long summer.

I don’t know what this is all about, something about growing creative eggs or something, but that is an awesome looking website.

Lawn mowing: front and back: 14:08

Made easier by the fact that several sections were, er, brown and required no mowing.

Previous time.

The Japanese are planning to build a lunar station. I bet it’ll have all those cool robots and gadgets we never get over here.

I have no idea where Featherville, ID is. Or that there were ever Basques there. I did know that Idaho has a lot of trees.

via Fark

Canada, Spock, and taxes.

Real invisibility may possibly be possible, someday.

Matt is helping out Uganda’s night commuters.

On the one hand they are children stuck in abject poverty with practically no clean water, no latrines, depending on the NGOs for food, clothing and education and living in fear of being kidnapped or shot daily. It is horrific and no matter how bad we feel, we cannot relate. On the other hand, they’re just kids that need to hear that someone in the world cares about them and Jesus loves them, so help out if you can because it will make a difference.

Not to take away from Matt’s thing, but I would also recommend donating to Far Reaching Ministries.

Gold, Jonah, gold.

These are the accommodating Westerners — many of them intellectuals — all too willing to take the word of totalitarians and even more eager to believe that the champions of democracy are in the wrong. Some social scientists call these people “French,� but that is too limiting. For there are plenty of them in America, too.

It’s hard to be the privileged political class in America. There’s just no respect for position anymore.

C’mon, everyone knows they’re moving NORAD to make more room for Stargate Command.

/ the only winning move is not to play

This has gone on long enough now. Depeche Mode has been forced to cancel their Tel Aviv concert.

via The Corner

North Korea wants some attention.

Castro steps aside to have surgery. Hopefully the change is permanent and ends up for the better.

So, the government has been trying to create a easily transmittable version of the bird flu. They failed. It’s a good news/bad news/duh sort of thing.

Also, ferrets are involved.

IDF hacks Lebanon’s TV station and taunts them.

Soon singing Zip-a-dee-doo-dah will be racist.

The Blues Are Still Blue – Belle & Sebastian

Ack! All I can picture is any number of episodes of Data acting in an effort to become more human.

I know I learned something.

I love Fark, they make me laugh every day. CNN quoting farkers? Bizarre. Can you say, running out of news to report?

Hiding in the Iranian embassy. This won’t cause an escalation at all. Thanks dude.